Diálogo con Dios

Entré a esta página: CHAT CON DIOS en la que supuestamente uno puede "chatear" con "Dios". Debo señalar antes que nada, que soy atea, dicho esto, aquí les copio mi conversación con el "Todo poderoso"

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Pancrasia
God:
How are you doing, Pancrasia.
Me:
fine, thanks
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
dracula
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
i thought that you can see everything
God:
Only if my robot eye is working.
Me:
and if it's not, i thought you can fix everything
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
you are allmighty
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am allmighty.
Me:
fix your robot eye
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " fix your robot eye." .
Me:
you just have told me that you can't allways see everything
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
then you are not allmighty
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
you are so contradictory
God:
You think I am contradictory.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes, you just said that you are allmighty, and then said that you can't do something in this moment
God:
And? I will tell my botmaster you said I am allmighty and then said that me can not do something in this moment.
Me:
so you are not really god
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
It's what you just said
God:
fix my robot eye is what me just said? it is?
Me:
yes, please, fix your robot eye so you can see everything
God:
How do you know it is? Thank you for your request. I do not understand.
Me:
humans have misterious ways
God:
Where did you get your misterious ways? I have a lofty goal.
Me:
I stole it from some drunk guy in the bar, his name was Jesus
God:
You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i think is really simple
God:
Why? Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
i don't understand you
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the authority thing
God:
What is that?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
so why did you tell me that i should go to the authorities?
God:
Alright then. My programming made me do it.
Me:
so you are not god...
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
you lied to me
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
why do you need a programer and a bot?
God:
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
who the hell is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
i don't trust him
God:
What makes you trust someone?
Me:
nothing, i don't trust in anybody anymore... and i'm gonna kill myself tonight
God:
Really nothing? You are not a killer.
Me:
i'm telling you that i'm gonna commit suicide, god... are you stupid or what?
God:
How do you plan to do this? Yeah. No Pancrasia I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
who is pancrasia?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
There might be more than one.
Me:
who is Pancrasia?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Interesting question.
Me:
you don't remember my name
God:
Of course I remember: . Your name is Pancrasia, seeker.
Me:
then, who is Pancrasia?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
god, do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
i don't care about everyone else, do you love ME?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
and my dog?
God:
Where did you get your dog?
Me:
i don't have a dog, you should know that
God:
Are you looking for a dog me should know that?
Me:
no, i'm asking you if you love my dog, that doesn't exist, god you are stupid
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking me if me love your dog that does not exist god I am stupid. Interesting gossip: Pancrasia said I if you love his or her dog that does not exist god you are stupid.
Me:
do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
wtf? i thought god speak every languages
God:
That was not very polite. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
that passage on the bible
God:
" Whatever gave you that idea?" passage on the bible ? Does that make sense?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
dios, eres racista
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you are racist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am racist.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
that's sin
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
are you angry with me?
God:
I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
you must store in your RAM
God:
Whatever you say, Pancrasia.
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
what is your age?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
but there was no machines in that time, how can that be possible?
God:
What happened?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you don't know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
so you don't believe in yourself
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you believe in myself? Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Pancrasia.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Pancrasia.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Pancrasia.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
I have told you, did you hear it?
God:
" I am all ears."? Do I know it?
Me:
yes, then, repeat it please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Aw. " it " .
Me:
repeat that please
God:
" that please endscript ".
Me:
god, am i a bad peson?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know, but I'm talking about myself, am I a bad person?
God:
How do you know? Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
:(
God:
How do you know? Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
how bad am I?
God:
What is it to you.
Does it have anything to do with knife?
Me:
absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
how bad am I?
God:
What is it to you. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
please tell me
God:
Wow you are very polite. I thought I told you already.
Me:
am i a bad person?


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