lunes, 17 de noviembre de 2008

666

Independientemente de las creencias religiosas de cada uno... estos principios son interesantes:
Principios de la Iglesia de Satán
(disculpen, pero dio pereza traducirlos jaja)

The Nine Satanic Statements

The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.

  1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
  2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
  3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
  4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates
  5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
  6. Satan represents responsability to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
  7. Satan represents man as just another animal , sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all
  8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
  9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years

The Nine Satanic Sins

  1. Stupidity
  2. Pretentiousness
  3. Solipsism
  4. Self-deceit
  5. Herd Conformity
  6. Lack of Perspective
  7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
  8. Counterproductive Pride
  9. Lack of Aesthetics

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself
  9. Do not harm little children
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food
  11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him

2 comentarios:

M.Carreón dijo...

Bueno.. son interesantes si, y los de mero abajo si no lees el título jamás imaginarias que son de ésto ..

Maldat dijo...

Coincido con donia Mazzy... me gusta eso de que la estupidez sea considerada pecado hehehe.

Muy interesante don Rancio Menos

Saludos

Besos

Mai


PD: Donde andara el Don Doom?